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The Skivvies: Lauren Molina and Nick Cearley featuring Nathan Lee Graham

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Janet Jackson, Janet Reno, Janet Gaynor, Janet Leigh, Janet McTeer, Janette McDonald, Janet from Three’s Company

Planet
Schmanet
Janet
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed it should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil,
Wound up like an E or a first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block? Well, take my advice
You better wise up Janet Weiss.
The transducer will seduce ya.
It's something you'll get used to -
A mental mind fuck can be nice.
You better wise up Janet Weiss.
You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up
And then she cried out...stop!

Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet Schmanet hasn't seen,
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet Schmanet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen.

No my name ain't baby
It's Janet
Schmanet if you're nasty.
Janet!

credits

from The Rocky Horror Skivvies Show, released October 27, 2020
“Planet Schmanet” by Richard O'Brien, “Interplanet Janet” by Lynn Ahrens

All songs arranged and performed by The Skivvies: Lauren Molina (vocals, cello, kazoo) and Nick Cearley (vocals, ukulele, banjolele, kazoo). Band: Rob Morrison (electric guitar, acoustic guitar, 12-string guitar, background vox track 2), Eric Shorey (Piano), Debbie Christine Tjong (bass, electric guitar, background vox tracks 2,3,4,8,11,14,15), Joshua Roberts (drums), Andrew Gutauskas (soprano saxophone, tenor saxophone, baritone saxophone, flute, melodica, slide whistle, penny whistle), Nate Hopkins (background vox track 2). Engineering by Debbie Christine Tjong and Joshua Roberts. Sound Mixing by Debbie Christine Tjong. Mastering by Tom Rogers at Atomix Media.

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The Skivvies New York, New York

The Skivvies are Lauren Molina and Nick Cearley, award-winning NYC actor/musicians doing stripped down versions of eclectic covers and eccentric originals. Not only are the arrangements stripped down - cello, ukulele, glockenspiel, melodica - but the Skivvies literally strip down to their underwear to perform ... more

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